The Texas native, who moved to Fulham last January, has come to regret his decision. The American international, who scored the goal that kept Fulham in the top division last year, is rethinking his move from the New England Revolution to the west London club because of the severe shortage of other wiggers in the cosmopolitan city.
Branded Deuce by himself for the resemblance of his playing style and rapping ability to steaming pile of crap, he has blamed the move for the drop in opportunities since his "Don't Tread on Me" commercial, that many overseas football fans were spared viewing, at last year’s World Cup. Once thanked by Eminem for making him feel talented, Deuce Dempsey has been forced to ply his trade in free-style rap-offs at his local London flat. His dream of making it as a wash-out in the music industry may soon surmount his dream of making it as wash-out in the SW6.
Monday, October 1, 2007
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UUGGGH! I hoped never to see that again. That makes Deion Sanders album sound like abbey road!!
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Chris - why are you such a hater? Dempsey is doing more than his share for Fulham which granted is a CRAP side... are you such a euro-snob that you can't accept that quality footballers can come out of the MLS and have successful careers in European Football? What about Brian McBride?
Yo Yo Yo...sorry I be treading on you. Don't pop a cap in my ass. Word!
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