Friday, October 19, 2007

Jesus is the New Joorabchian

Chelsea’s hopes of landing World Player of the Year Kaka took a big hit today, when it was revealed that the Brazilian midfielder is owned by a third party. Unless Milan buy out the infamous South American talent scout Jesus, the F.A. has said it will block any attempts by Roman Abramovich to bring the player to Stamford Bridge.

It's the second blow in as many days for Chelsea, as their other target, Kaka's international teammate Ronaldinho, is said to be owned by the refreshing taste of cold Coors' Light.

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