ESPN's Jon Carter is miffed that nobody has read his newest opinion piece on Soccernet, which discusses the shortlist for World Player of the Year, last won by Fabio Cannavaro (he's to the right). A detailed study by the IT department at ESPN has found that after seeing the picture of Cannavaro with Monica Bellucci, who presented the Italian defender with the award at last year's ceremony, which was used to promote the piece, most respondents did not click the link for the story. 98% of readers went to Google. Of those who went to Google, the break down of search terms was found to be:
Bellucci: 25%
Tits: 33.2%
Bellucci, tits: 8.8%
Bellucci, awesome, tits: 3.4%
Bellucci, naked: 19.3%
Bellucci, beastiality: 2%
That hot fucking chick from the Matrix: 4.5%
That hot fucking chick from the Matrix, tits: 2.2%
Growing watermelons: .4%
Cannavaro: .2%
1 comment:
Admittedly I was one of the .4% who googled Growing watermelons
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