So Steven Ireland feels that he is Superman. Well funny enough, anyone who has read a comic in the last 30 years can tell you how D.C. have emasculated the character to the point that he is no long “super” and thus Steven Ireland can actually make that claim legitimately. In fact, Aaron Lennon could probably knock Clark Kent around if push came to shove. But it makes me think, if Dick Daddy can be Superman, who could we cast in some of the other tights and capes of the Superhero world. I am going to start with the Fantastic Four, because of Barcelona’s usage of Marvel’s flagship team, to brand their forward line, in another odd connection of capes and footballers. So today, I offer the FF:
Tottenham’s Jermaine Jenas as Sue Storm, because he turns invisible anytime he plays a half-decent club.
Fulham’s Claus Jensen as The Thing, because he’s the hard-man with a face only a blind woman could love.
New England Revolution’s Jay Heaps as Mr. Incredible, because nobody could “stretch” so little, so far.
And
Benfica’s Gilles Binya as the Human Torch, because he is an impetuous hothead and a complete dick. Although I doubt he has the hottest sister on the planet.
Next: The Avengers
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