Earlier in the week, Hossam Ghaly agreed to terms with Birmingham City. He was transferred from Tottenham for a fee of £3 million. The center-mid had begun practicing with the Boresley Green outfit while a work permit was awaited.
But three days was enough for Steve Bruce, and he has sent the Egyptian international on the walk of shame back to White Hart Lane before the permit could be processed. It seems that Bruce concluded in those three days what it had taken Martin Jol two years to establish: Ghaly sucks monkey nuts. The statement is rather ironic because it takes a fair amount of accuracy to tea-bag monkey scrotum, which as anyone of Jol’s squad can tell you, Ghaly most assuredly does not possess. Unlike Jol, Bruce was unwilling to even dip into that river of de Nile.
This is the second time this silly season that Steve Bruce has cruelly reversed a move for an Egyptian from Daniel Levy. Last week, Mido’s £6 million move to St. Andrews was called off due to clauses, in the £40,000 a week contract offered, that were unacceptable. It is believed that the clauses were based on scoring goals, which is a prospect that is alien to the ex-Ajax, ex-Roma, ex-Celta, ex-Everyone hitman, and he feared being able to afford to feed his family if such a responsibility were placed on him.
The pair of Egyptians are becoming harder to get rid of than a yeast infection, with all of the painful urination problems heaped on poor Spurs fans. The Dutch gaffer has taken the drastic measures of putting them for sale on E-bay under the banner “2 Twats for Sale.” It seems that there is a bidding war between three unwitting Trekkies, who live in their parent’s basement. Whether Vulcan mind tricks will work on the petulant duo is under debate.
Saturday, August 4, 2007
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You see....Ghaly will be on form
As someone with a yeast infection, I just want to say that I would rather it than those two fucks.
I think you should go such monkey balls yourself as Jol has already announced that he strongly backs Ghaly. Why do I have this strong feeling that your "spot" is so full of racist shit?
Ghaly has played for the spurs an astonishing season, and scored against Chelsea a goal that could have given you a step up in the cup. And Mido did not even have the chance to touch the ball because of injuries and Jol favouriting Berbatov. I think both players have served the spurs very well in the last two seasons. The problem is, in my eyes, that they are Egyptians. Clean up your spot, Johnny, before you drown in shit.
Jimmy runs an Anti-American blog. I checked. I wasn't so crass to leave such nice words at his site.
But if he checked anything other than my facebook, he would know that I have covered Ghaly's side of the story in my Spurs blog.
Well, this is a little bit of a correction, Johnny...
My blog is not anti-american, it is anti-neocon policy, which is totally different from being anti-american. I mean any moderate liberal American would share my views perfectly. And it would be my honor if you share your opinions on my blog, because I welcome other opinions, as you may know if you have heard of my blog before.
Now back to the point about the two Egyptians, who are my compatriots being Egyptian myself. I am commenting on what seems to me to be your geniune ideas and thoughts regarding Ghaly and Mido; calling them "twats" and harder than a disease to get rid of. I do not think that Ghaly has done anything bad except for the t-shirt incident, however, he has helped the lads overcome their disasterous start through his assists to Berbatov and the penalties he won for the team.
And to show how far your, sorry to insist, racist bias goes; Steve Bruce did not send Ghaly to spurs in shame to the lane or reverse another "an Egyptian" move. As far as I know, Jol has backed Ghaly against Bruce's allegations, and Mr. Bruce has just admitted the loss of Ghaly and is back on the race for Mido. You can check that out, the two Egyptians are not sucking monkey balls it seems.
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