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Gary Richards and Graham Bell from The 2 Gs have confused listeners for the past 2 years with an advertisement concerning ITVN, a broadband television product. Fans of the show, who hear the promotion on a daily basis are confused to whether the two radio pioneers are making sexual innuendo.

John Adams of Bloomington, Indiana, who loves the show, bemused, "I don't get the ad. When Gary asks do you stick anything in the front of your box, is he saying that Graham has a meat wallet or is he referring to feeding the bean? Or is he asking about the actual product?"

Another loyal listener David LaFontaine of Jackson, Mississippi added "when they start talking about a box washer, is that supposed to be a reference cleaning the pumpkin? Maybe they are referring to douche piping a wolf cooter? I don't know, Goddamit! It could be funny, I’m just not sure."

"When Gary asks are you into little boxes, is that meant to refer to tight pussy? I can't tell. I want to laugh, but feel stupid if he isn't referring to ytc or a mouse’s ear. Why can’t they just call a piatahah a freaking piatahah," moaned Steven Raines of El Paso, Texas.

Ranata Alves, spokeswoman for ITVN, replied, when asked "I would ask them to pull the advert but I don't know what in the sweet fa they are talking about. All I do know is that I get budgie's tongue when they talk about our award winning service."

But the confusion hasn't stopped a slew of listeners from picking up ITVN's product. Of the approximately 3000 sold last month, 2000 were connected to ITVN service for the Setanta channel, an additional 100 were used exclusively for karaoke, while the remaining boxes have been dry-humped mercilessly by lonely and desperate soccer fanatics whose girlfriends and wives left them long ago.