Monday, January 21, 2008

I Like the Pole and the Hole

The Sun is reporting that Manchester United’s superstar midfielder Christiano Ronaldo paid £400 to have sex with this Brazilian prostitute.



While both stomach-turning and blood-curdling, one has to wonder why a decent looking world famous millionaire would need to pay money to a woman who would be rejected as too ugly for a Zombie scene in any of the Resident Evil movies. Well, it has come to my attention that Brazil has a sex industry that rivals Thailand’s in terms of its odd and perverse nature. Click Here to see what I mean. And I promise that this is just a google search result and you will not be subjected to any graphics that the dandy winger would consider “the best of both worlds”.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

stop posting pictures of your sister.

Christopher Murphy said...

brother....you meant brother