Come FM Live, Roman Peronally Invites You to an Ass-Stompin'

Avram Grant needs a month: just one fucking month. If he can last that long without incurring the wrath of bored playboy gangster Roman Abramovich. If he can eek out a few results while playing Roman’s chosen XI through the month of October, he will personally buy the son of a whore Championship Manager 2008 on November 2nd. Football Manager should be out a few weeks later, although nothing is official yet, but Avram would prefer to avoid it, because last year’s cover was highly suggestive of a Jose Mourinho.


However if he lasts as late as March, he’ll be damned if he won’t buy Roman Football Manager Live which will be a MMORPG, which is sure to keep the owner busy for months as he battles dorks, nerds, dweebs, social retards and virgins around the world to prove he can manage his own fucked up squad. In the meantime, he has hired voice actors to make calls to the Russian billionaire under the premise that they are agents for such players as Kaka, Christiano Ronaldo and Totti to keep his the owner too busy to notice how incompetent the Israeli gaffer is.